Unlike most websites, this site will
not be making fun of a celebrity, it will not be an ode to how cool we
are for having a website, heck, it won't even have a nice recipe for
lemon chicken (although, if you need one, John is quite the chef).
Instead, we will tell of our amazing adventures as Retards. Yes, you
heard us right, we did use the politically incorrect term "retard." If
this offends you, then you need to crawl out from under that rock and
watch something that's really offending, like the Miss U.S.A. pageant, or
that show with all the sex or violence in it (just about every show in
prime time), or Smurfs. I'm not sure if I've ever
sat through an entire Smurf show without being offended. So as you can
see, the word "retard" is not as bad as the word "guppy."
With that out
of the way, let's get to the meat and potatoes of our site. "What's
you might ask. Well I'll tell you. The stuff in this site
is...uh...er...hmmm? What is it John? Oh yeah, we are going to tell
stories about how swell it is to be retarded.
With that out of the way, let's get to the meat and potatoes of our site. "What's that," you might ask. Well I'll tell you. The stuff in this site is...uh...er...hmmm? What is it John? Oh yeah, we are going to tell stories about how swell it is to be retarded.
|Our History||This is the story of how we formed and the success which it has brought us.|
|My Test||This is an account of a recent test to my retardedentuality that I passed with flying hedgehogs.|
|Presidential Heroics||The time that we gave the president some advice on how to ru(i)n our country.|
|The R Team VS. Corky||We have been asked numerous times if we could beat up Corky from Life Goes On. Well, here's your answer.|
|R-Team has a theory||If you have ever used a toilet at any time to rid your body of wastes, this page has relevance to you. If not, get some help!|
|Retards Unite!||Take a quick test to see how you match up against all the other retards from around the country.|
This site has been visited by Retards since 12/10/99.
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My ode to John Douglass