Unlike most websites, this site will not be making fun of a celebrity, it will not be an ode to how cool we are for having a website, heck, it won't even have a nice recipe for lemon chicken (although, if you need one, John is quite the chef). Instead, we will tell of our amazing adventures as Retards. Yes, you heard us right, we did use the politically incorrect term "retard." If this offends you, then you need to crawl out from under that rock and watch something that's really offending, like the Miss U.S.A. pageant, or that show with all the sex or violence in it (just about every show in prime time), or Smurfs. I'm not sure if I've ever sat through an entire Smurf show without being offended. So as you can see, the word "retard" is not as bad as the word "guppy."

          With that out of the way, let's get to the meat and potatoes of our site. "What's that," you might ask. Well I'll tell you. The stuff in this site is...uh...er...hmmm? What is it John? Oh yeah, we are going to tell stories about how swell it is to be retarded.