Guys Do More Work

        John and I were having another one of our brain-stimulating conversations, when we came upon our theory as to why men are usually stonger than women. Forget everything you ever heard about how men are usually genetically bigger. Forget the fact that men have more testosterone running through their bodies. None of that has any relevance. The reason that men are stronger is because of our stance while peeing.

        Think about it. Every time a guy goes to pee in a toilet, what's he do? He reaches down and lifts that enormous seat cover so he has a larger target. And when he's done, in order to not get chastized by all women that ever go into that bathroom after him, he has to lower the seat as well.

        Women, on the other hand, go into the bathroom and sit. Not much else is going on. They sit there, do their business and then get up and leave. It also takes them way longer, so they must not be working as hard. Not only do they sit on the toilet in the bathroom, but I know of many public women's restrooms that also have a couch for them to sit on. What a bunch of loafers!

        If these women would just get up off their butts every once in a while, they wouldn't need us men to open their jars, squish their spiders, and carry out that heavy bag of trash. The R-Team thinks it's just a huge conspiracy by women to make us men into their over-sized thugs that they can just push around.

        Let's take a stand! Men around the world should just take off all lids to toilets, so that we will no longer have this problem of gender dominance. This way we will all be equal, and isn't that what we all want?