Sounds
Way back when i started making this page, wav files were the rage. I remember that I set a different sound for every action my computer did. I even remember setting different sounds to the different keys on the keyboard. Whilst that fad has passed, I am continuing to advance the torch for those of us who just need a quick wav now and then to brighten our day.
weirdo.wav - Short and sweet wav of "weirdo" cheese.wav - A tribute to all those cheesemakers who go unnoticed. plastich.wav - This is a wav that speaks the truth. (I don't know from experience.) stupidhe.wav - Homer Simpson in one of the biggest cutdowns I have ever heard him say. nmexico.wav - Homer makes an amazing discovery. whokill.wav - These are words to live by. fart.wav - The French man from Monty Python's "Search for the Holy Grail" giving one of my favorite insults. bucket.wav - Listen to this guy, or get what's coming. cheese.wav - Hank Hill expressing his emotions about his boy. beer.wav - Barney from the Simpsons freaks out about the beer supply. bitelegs.wav - Another "Holy Grail" sound from the Black Knight. wound.wav - King Arthur speaks to the Black Knight after he has chopped off his arms. canada.wav - Homer Simpson makes a lame excuse for getting lost. chicken.wav - It's a chicken sound. cutdown.wav - King Arthur is puzzled by the command of the knight who say "Ni." dreamspt.wav - I'm sure this is a dream of many people out there. garth1.wav - We've all felt this way about someone special. spinach.mp2 - Space Ghost is so very talented. morning.wav - This is a fun windows startup sound. 5stages.wav - I hope we all can be this graceful with a terminal illness. apu7.wav - This is a fun Windows exit sound. stupid3.wav - This is so true. wrong.wav - This is how I correct people. homers.wav - I wish Homer were my dad.