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Please read these Terms Of Use carefully before using this site. By using this site, you signify your agreement with these Terms Of Use. If you do not agree with any of the below Terms Of Use, do not use this site. Totally Useless Knowledge ("TUK") reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to modify, alter or otherwise update these Terms Of Use at any time. By using this service after we have posted notice of such modifications, alterations or updates, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. TUK retains the right to deny access to anyone who we believe has violated any of these Terms of Use.

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Links

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TUK welcomes links to this site. You may establish a hypertext link to this site, provided that the link does not state or imply any sponsorship or endorsement of your site by TUK. You may not use on your site any trademarks, service marks or copyrighted materials appearing on the TUK site, including but not limited to any logos or characters, without the express written consent of the owner of the mark or right. You may not frame or otherwise incorporate into another web site any of the content or other materials on the TUK site without prior written consent.

Submissions

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Forums and Chat Rooms TUK may from time to time host bulletin boards, chat rooms, forums or other public posting areas ("Forums"). The information and opinions expressed in Bulletin Boards, Chat Rooms, or other Forums are not necessarily those of TUK or its affiliated or related entities or content providers. TUK makes no representations or warranties regarding information or opinions that appear in the Forums, and does not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of any posting. TUK assumes no obligation to monitor the Forums or to delete or edit any postings. However, TUK reserves the right to delete, move, or edit any postings that we consider illegal, inappropriate, or otherwise inappropriate.

By using TUK's web site, you agree that you will not submit or otherwise publish through the Forums any content which: (a) libels, defames, invades privacy, or is obscene, pornographic, abusive, or threatening; (b) infringes any intellectual property or other right of any entity or person, including, but not limited to violating anyone's copyrights or trademarks; (c) violates any law; (d) advocates illegal activity; or (e) advertises or otherwise solicits funds or is a solicitation for goods or services.

You agree to indemnify TUK and its officers, directors, employees, agents, distributors and affiliates from and against any and all third party claims, demands, liabilities, costs, or expenses, including reasonable attorney's fees, resulting from your breach of any of the foregoing agreements, representations, and warranties.

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You expressly agree that use of the TUK site is at your sole risk. You (and not TUK) assume the entire cost of all necessary servicing, repair or correction. You expressly agree that neither TUK, nor its affiliated or related entities, nor any of their respective employees, or agents, nor any person or entity involved in the creation, production, and distribution of TUK's web site are responsible or liable to any person or entity whatsoever for any loss, damage (whether actual, consequential, punitive or otherwise), injury, claim, liability or other cause of any kind or character whatsoever based upon or resulting from the use of this site or any other TUK web site. By way of example, and without limiting the generality of the foregoing, TUK and related persons and entities shall not be responsible or liable for any claim or damage arising from failure of performance, error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation, computer virus, theft, destruction, unauthorized access to or alteration of personal records, or the reliance upon or use of data, information, opinions or other materials appearing on this site. You expressly acknowledge and agree that TUK is not liable or responsible for any defamatory, offensive or illegal conduct of other subscribers or third parties.

Jurisdictional Issues

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